Just when you thought gay porn video titles had been punned to death, along cums... The Dicks of Hazzard!
The gay parody of TV's Dukes of Hazzard stars Brant Moore as "Bo" and Brent Summers as "Luke." (Jessica Simpson makes a special appearance as "Daisy," licking the boys' cum off the hood of their souped-up Dodge Charger.) The movie is playing exclusively online for the month of November.
Runner Up: The other best video title I've seen today would have to be... Big Balls: Fitness Ball Workout. It's an all-male "abdominal and posture ball" workout, and the guys in it are naked. That's got to be a good stocking stuffer for someone on your list.
While we're on the subject of nicely-sized balls, I couldn't resist posting this Brent Corrigan pic... the cum is obviously from Photoshop, but it's still a little over the top (or was that over the bottom?)
Brent Corrigan
Gay Penguins Do It: A book based on two gay penguins who adopted a fertilized egg and raised the chick as their own is causing a stink among conservative parents.
Are conservatives really trying to ban homosexual penguin parenting? Um, not exactly, they just want the book put in the "mature" section.
Hardly Any Porn on Internet: In contrast to persistent rumors that the Internet is more than 50% porn, a government study found that it is only about 1% porn. Or, to be precise, "About 1 percent of Web sites indexed by Google and Microsoft are sexually explicit."
However, close to 2% of the sites indexed by AOL, MSN, and Yahoo are porn sites. Pardon me while I update my Favorites...
Quote of the Day: "Are you telling me that the man who tried to put a rubber fist into my anus was a homosexual?" ~Borat