Okay, Pierre Fitch never actually said that. But if I were in traffic, and I saw Pierre Fitch's ass hitchiking (like he does in his new movie, Through The Woods), I'd slam on my brakes so hard there'd be skidmarks from here to Hoboken.
I got a chance to see a special advance preview copy of Through The Woods, and I'm proclaiming it Best Pic Of 2005, hands down. While some sex scenes in pornos seem forced, none of these do. Whether director Chi Chi LaRue consulted Pierre on what stars he'd like to work with, or whether Pierre is just such a horndog that he can make sexual lemonade out of any old lemon, I don't know. But I have a feeling Through The Woods will have a place on collectors' shelves for years to cum.
Pierre Fitch is a sexual supernova! Here are some screen shots I stole from Through The Woods:
Though I don't believe this movie is available in stores yet, they have added two clips from it on FalconXXX.
More Falcon Gossip: On February 23rd Falcon Exclusive Dean Monroe's new movie, Bang Bang, explodes down the pike. Dean will also be showing up in the April issue of Men Magazine.
Then follows Super Soaked, with "the infamous" Mark Dalton, debuting superstar Falcon Exclusives Erik Rhodes and Roman Heart! Next up: Getting It In The End, with the return of Colby Taylor and Max Phillips, followed by Bootstrap from director Steven Scarborough.
Also coming soon: Chi Chi LaRue's Falcon swan song (she's leaving for the just-as-green pastures of Rascal Video), "the outrageously wild" Heaven To Hell.
I'm sure Chi Chi intends to leave Falcon with a bang, so I'm quite curious to see what she pulls out of her, er, hat for this one!