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I have two new COLT Minute Man (solo jackoff) collections in front of me, Built (Minute Man #29) and Tough (Minute Man #30). For some reason I am thinking of Fords...How to judge the six performances in these videos? (How about a ranking system whereby points are assigned based on characteristics of the model, and how he performs?) Great idea!
I ranked each of the six solo performances on the following axes (on a scale of 1-10, for a total possible score of 70):
| Build | Athletic and naturally muscular? Overly pumped? Anemic? |
| Looks | Good looking in the face? |
| Body Hair | Overly trimmed? Excessively manscaped? Lickably smooth? All wrong or just right? |
| Personality | Exudes sexiness? Exudes boredom? |
| Penis | Is it a good one? A bad one, but in a good way? |
| Ejaculation | Shoots multiple ropes? Just dribbles? |
| Filmmaking | Editing, soundtrack, suspense, sexual tension, and so on. |
BUILTThe filmmakers get their first high marks in the Tom Chase segment; this solo almost could be said to have a plot! (Almost...) The score and videography are excellent as well. Tom gets points for his amazing muscle butt (how many asses have you seen that are actually corded with muscle?) and a fine chest and torso of black fuzzy hair that's not too long, and not too short. And he has a great dick.
Build: 9
Looks: 3
Body Hair: 8
Personality: 4
Penis size: 8
Ejaculation: 5
Filmmaking: 8
TOTAL: 45 / 70
Nerdy, bespectacled Darin Hawk is reading a copy of A Tale of Two Valleys when the camera finds him in a pastoral setting with birds twittering all around. The first thing you'll probably notice is Derek's arms. Da-am! The rest of him ain't bad either. Darin slowly and sensuously touches his body and you may almost feel as if you're touching it yourself. Then Darin takes his shirt off to expose an utterly smooth torso and a 6 (8?) pack. Darin is ripped! He looks sensuously at the camera through his long-lashes. And he has a beautiful dick, which shoots a way-above-average gusher.
Darin Hawk
Build: 9
Looks: 8
Body Hair: 8
Personality: 8
Penis size: 8
Ejaculation: 8
Filmmaking: 8
TOTAL: 57 / 70
Adam Champ hikes out onto a field that looks suspiciously like the field where they shot the 3-way in Buckleroos. Then he sets about chopping wood, which soons gives way to pulling his Levis down. But even Paul Bunyan never had an ass like that! Adam is ripped, tanned (a lustrous golden brown, not orange) veiny and fuzzy.
Build: 9
Looks: 4
Body Hair: 7
Personality: 5
Penis size: 7
Ejaculation: 7
Filmmaking: 8
TOTAL: 47 / 70
TOUGHEric Valentin is an utterly smooth, handsome man with a cute sneer and an even cuter grin. He's also very built without being veiny, oddly-shaped, chicken-legged, or any of those things. John Rutherford's camera enjoys Eric. I have a feeling we will be seeing more of him. (The music is great in this scene, too.)
Build: 10
Looks: 8
Body Hair: 8
Personality: 8
Penis size: 7
Ejaculation: 5
Filmmaking: 9
TOTAL: 55 / 70
Mikey Gunz is rugged in the face, but oddly enough for an older guy, he has a bubble ass from hell! His torso is composed of gleaming orbs of bronze muscle so perfectly shaped the whole package almost looks fake. If you are into muscle guys, I predict you will likey Mikey.
Build: 10
Looks: 5
Body Hair: 8
Personality: 7
Penis size: 5
Ejaculation: 8
Filmmaking: 8
TOTAL: 51 / 70
Mitch Branson is coyly handsome, and even looks a little bit like Eric Valentin, now that I think about it. He begins his scene by stretching on the back porch of his gorgeous, hillside mansion. Wish I lived next door. Mitch's body hair is overly trimmed and looks a bit stubbly, so unfortunately he must lose points on that element. But all the major muscles groups are in the right places, and then some. His legs are particularly well-etched. Mitch looks quite serviceable in his red COLT jockstrap.
Mitch Branson
Build: 10
Looks: 7
Body Hair: 5
Personality: 6
Penis size: 7
Ejaculation: 8
Filmmaking: 8
TOTAL: 51 / 70
Summary: both these films epitomize the languid sexuality of the masculine, muscular COLT Man in action!
Gay Porn Review | 7/30/2007
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