If you just bought a new cell phone like me, you may not know you are not limited to just the silly-ass screen savers and wallpaper offered by Sprint PCS or whatever cellular phone provider you use. No, there is a whole Web full of hot naked guy wallpapers!
Heck, there's even some gay porn wallpaper on About.Com!
Ringtones are another area for shoehorning extra gayness into your cell phone experience. Check out Gay Polyphonic Ring Tones for 'tones from artists like CeCe Peniston, Dead or Alive, and Yazz. (No, not Yaz.)
In addition to the wallpapers-'n'-ringtones industry, other sexy cell services have sprung up -- like Gay Sex Club Alerts -- that sends you a daily text message on "gay sex parties taking place around the UK." Are you in the UK? I'm not. Damn!
Now the big question is... how do you get your hard-on inducing screen savers, ringtones and wallpapers onto your cellphone? Hm, I dunno -- read ya manual!
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